I LOVE DOGS

Possibly the greatest 4 minutes of filmmaking in the history of cinema*:





*I'm being sarcastic; you can calm down now.

Eliot Spitzer is a freakin idiot

Everyone's probably already said all this, but whatever; here are my two cents:

You know, morally, I really don't care if he went to a prostitute.  I think prostitution is horrible--I especially have incredible sympathy for the prostitutes themselves--but hey, it happens, has been happening for thousands of years, and they way men seem to be, it ain't gonna stop any time soon.  Nor do I take a politician's sexuality into account--especially over his platform--in voting for him.  They've all been into sex and lots of it, so get over it.  Thirdly, I'm not a citizen of NY, so I personally feel no ire in my heart about feeling betrayed or that the state has been run into the ground or any of that.

So the main opinion I'm left with, as an indifferent outsider, is: what a freakin' IDIOT!!!  Okay, first of all, if you're in politics, don't go to a freakin' prostitute!!!!!!  Jesus Christ, if it weren't obvious, didn't his PR guy ever advise him of this??  Politicians have to have the squeakiest records EVER so that people who've sinned way worse won't cast the first stone and instead vote for them.  They dig up EVERYTHING!!!!  They interrogated Clinton about freakin' MARIJUANA!!  (Let alone that other thing they interrogated him about.) 

But okay, let's assume that he didn't get the memo, or he just could not suppress the impulse to go to a prostitute (who can?).  Then, you know, don't give them your name!!  Don't even let the girl see your face!  Didn't anyone learn anything from Heidi Fleiss's records??  

But then...the coup de grace: YOU GIVE CASH!!!  CASH, you idiot!!!  Haven't you ever seen the freakin' Sopranos?!  You ALWAYS give cash for illegal transactions, you moron!!  You don't leave a fuckin' PAPER TRAIL at the BANK!!!!  I'm a goody-two-shoes, never so much as shop-lifted kinda girl, and even I know that!!!!!  What the hell!!!!